I'm going to assume this is intentional. Yeah.
"With this expiration date, I can safely assume that this milk is hella old."
Situations where a "hole in one" is a bad thing.
You're going to need some serious drugs to numb that pain. It's a vicious cycle.
"This is what happens after 2 girls play strip-twister at a party"
Of course this will work. I learned how to do it at Acme Looniversity.