A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
The number one reason for boating accidents. WARNING: this picture contains the number one reason for boating accidents.
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Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
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How do you show your work?
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She hasn't been seen since.
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These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
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This guy is #1
The internet is working as intended.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
