Hey guys, does this tie match my shirt?

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.