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Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Cute Girl With Armpit Shark Tattoo
I don't blame her. I blame her brain.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.



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Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
The internet is working as intended.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.