Picture "After a party at Sam Houston State University. I have no idea who she is, but she spent the night spooning with my toilet. What a night."
Picture What are the odds two students - one at Lawrence Technological University and the other at the University of Minnesota - have the exact same idea about the exact same beer at the exact same time?
Picture "So this card showed up in our mailbox... not mailed (no stamp). I have no idea what it's about."