Picture Ahhh rush... the time of the year when any guy who can write down his name is entitled to free beer and strippers anywhere he pleases. (nudity)
Picture They should install beer bongs in the ceiling to drop down in case of emergency, like the oxygen masks on an airplane.
Picture The dorm showers - the only place four naked men can share a drink and not worry about what people will think.
Picture Miller Lite paid this college girl a quarter million dollars to take a picture of her drinking that. Their previous offer of $100,000 was shut down almost immediately.