Do you require a fork, Mr. Penishands?

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor