Gates was pretty damn cool looking. Or maybe he just looks like kids today who dress retro, but wasn't that cool in his own time. Whatever, Windows Me rules.

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor