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Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."




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Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.