It must be hard to buy shoes in mismatched sizes.
I don't know if I would eat chocolate that's so obviously made in the late 80's.
They never made a story about a kid who hates Halloween, because it would be too unrealistic.
The original Village People didn't wear assless chaps, that was our innovation.
"Why did the teacher correct my spelling? I know what I said."
How sweet, they made a Ke$ha doll.