Picture "My friends and I were in a local porn shop killing time and saw this guy. Pic was taken with my phone, but a look at the titles across the bottom will confirm it's a porn shop, and this guy has his baby there." Yeah right, killing time.
Picture "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Why not ask Uncle Jerry. He seems to like to watch porn as we take pictures of the newborn baby. Jerry?
Picture I had the idea to write "Porn Kings" on a pink hummer limosine years ago and I trademarked it, so somebody owes me some money!