Picture "I'm not gonna hurt anyone. All I want is 500 unmarked bananas and a jet to an undisclosed location... in the Caribbean islands."
Picture Do monkeys like getting pleasured by humans? I mean, not that I was totally thinking about it in every detail just now.
Picture "Here is another picture of myself at Guavaween, I'm caught in an Army Orgy... I think they like me, too!"
Picture I want this to be cuter, but it just feels like the monkey's saving this dog from witnessing something horrible.