The best thing to happen to roses since Seal.
"No one had any matches, so he decided to take a log from the campfire to light his pipe."
It was the hardest thing to do since watching the end of Ghost.
The only pipe that comes with munchies.
The Wii is the first video game console where smoking pot actually hinders your ability to play.
This is what would happen if Scrooge went to state school.