What good is a putter when you can't find a hole?

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness