Sometimes it's good to brush up on the basics of physics and your body. I think they should have added "using your hands", though.

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps