Either that or he is descended from troll dolls.
Looks like his dignity is the same size as his balls.
Oh my god Becky, look at his butt. It's so small.
You don't want to be able to hear his thoughts. They're very dark.
Yeah I'm looking for something small and thin, just to let people know I'm an asshole.
Unfortunately they weren't able to capture the part when the guy took his costume off and transformed into Michael Bay.