What else do you expect from the Ku Klux Klan's security check?
"What happens when you find out your roommate has gonorrhea."
Wal-Mart sells PowerWheels that are nicer than the cars they give their security.
I hope you know what you're doing and didn't accidentally write them a two million dollar check.
I guess it is for old windows anyway.
"This is the actual check for that I had to mail to the State of Illinois on my income tax return."