Condoms, Fixing her Stomach Problems

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.