Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
I think they just got up a bunch of momentum and started bouncing up and down.
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
I like to imagine he's singing.
Forever Alone Facebook Comments
1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
Girl in Tiny Shorts Returns
I know we've already posted a picture of this girl before, but here she is again from a fresh new angle. (See related info below).
Old Woman on Scooter Pulls Old Man on Toy Horse
Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.