MAYBE SHE SHOULDINT HAVE BEEN SO STEW-PID!

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis