He'll never beat the hare at this rate.
This is how the tortoise actually beat the hare.
"Awww, look at how scared the tortoise is, do it again, kitty!"-the tortoise's ex-girlfriend.
Wild tortoise orgy at the Lincoln Park zoo.
This slow and steady thing is really working out for him.
Our slow, shell-bound brethren shall rise and wheel their way to power.