hellooooo

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness