Yeah man, Friday night everyone took that new drug that gives you funny faces. It was awesome.
This is what happens to pretty girls when you say "say cheese!"
Every time a retarded Lady Gaga song comes on an angel gets its wings.
The first 8-year-old to be accepted to every fraternal organization in America, no questions asked.
"Sorry thats just how I roll, bitch."
You ever fart so bad you could see it?!?