Behold, the master of the old school Nokia cell phone games. May his glory endure forever, or until he finally gets a damn smartphone.
This made it considerably harder for the kids to keep playing in their pee wee football game.
Would a loser have an awesome tattoo on his belly?
The loser has to actually take the trash out.
To be fair, those kids wouldn't even know the difference between a shank and a ribeye. Stupid kids.
Can you believe this guy has the balls to wear those weird, plastic black things around his eyes?