Picture "I found out that I could order all the boxes and stickers I wanted from the USPS website for free, including free shipping. So I ordered 25 thin square boxes and 10 triangle tubes and built a bar for my dorm room. It's made entirely from boxes and sticke
Picture This is what you wanted, right? I added an apostrophe into "Birthdays" because I thought it looked cool, too.
Picture "I wanted to get my buddy a stripper for his 21st birthday, but they were all out so I stepped up to the challenge."
Picture It's weird someone would write a note like that before they pass out, but I guess he wanted to warn everyone.