It's ironic that I drink coffee to be productive, but end up spending an hour pooping 10 minutes later.
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Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
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Kate Upton in a Bikini Doing the Cat Daddy
It's a long drive home from that Christian girl's house...
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"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
Sexy and They Know It
Well, think it.
Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.
Forever Alone Facebook Comments
1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.
Kate Upton in a Bikini Doing the Cat Daddy
Have you ever been hypnotized?



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.