Isn't that calling the kettle bizlack

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis