"Uhh, ma'am... We're gonna need you to put your hands on the squad car."

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness