"Hey hun, want to see how much your EX-FATHER sucks at being a father and sucking at showing up to his daughter's birthday? Here, let me show you!" « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture From Jason on July 15, 2010 See More funny faces penis fellatio phallic Cakes poor parenting birthdays shock Speechless More By Jason View Profile Better hope your car don't break down here, boy. It's really not fair that this dog gets to exist and dinosaurs don't. If 2% tastes like homo, skim milk must be a raging gay unicorn surrounded by half-naked Village People dancing around in a circle. Recommended Comments () Picture See, you can have your c*ck and eat it too. Picture "This is the cake i got for my 19th birthday. I wonder what the girls who made it for me were thinking about?" Probably about fucking you, dude. Picture Salvation Army Art - 'Here Tommy, let me show you how to break a store window.' Picture "This is his 21st birthday. You can see how much more responsible he is today than he was the day before." Picture 9 lives you say? Age means nothing to me you mortal fools! Picture "It was the kid's birthday. He got pretty wasted and went into the late night dining hall and drank a half a bottle of olive oil. Then, he poured the rest on himself. Then, he took random people's drinks and poured them on his head. He ended up falling an Comments ()
Better hope your car don't break down here, boy.
It's really not fair that this dog gets to exist and dinosaurs don't.
If 2% tastes like homo, skim milk must be a raging gay unicorn surrounded by half-naked Village People dancing around in a circle.
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