You should see what he'll do for a dollar

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Well, think it.

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.