Honey, let's go to Miami!

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

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