BP - "responsible for spills"

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274