Well if it's urgynt. . .

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109