I can't think of a funny caption.

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109