BP Oil Irony

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts