Snooki is learning the true gifts being a terrible parent brings.
It's learning emotions.
That can't be comfortable. And it's not fun to watch. No one benefits from this. Why does this exist?
If men are from Mars, women are from GODDAMMIT WHY WON'T YOU SLEEP WITH ME YET?!?
Dude, TOTALLY buy that, it'll be... hilarious?
Kramer was right. The pigman does exist.