To this day, Steve Martin still finds the internet impersonal. No, he only communicates with fans via individually tailored, thoughtful letters.

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.