Picture Damn teenagers! Always blame it on those damned teenagers (Send in your "lights out" photos now for a chance to be an Internet Superstar)
Picture "The security guard at a student apartments complex came to tell us that we could get arrested for 'pissing out doors."
Picture "Beer Pong table made of 5294 beer bottle caps at 511 Walnut St. at West Chester University, Pennsylvania."
Picture I live at the corner of Gooch and Bam Swallow ROAD, Mr. Postman. You're looking for Gooch and Bam Swallow LANE. Two blocks south.