hunger

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore