Picture "Come on, you have to put up this random obsenity. I woke up at 5 AM to do it and there's a lot of work in it!"
Picture "Every time we lost a game, we congratued the other team, and told them 'Good Job! You beat Off in the Shower!"
Picture Yes I have a girlfriend but we agreed to be open, but only on Thursdays. No, really. See? We made up shirts.