i walked into the den the other day to see my father rubbing the mouse on his head i asked him what he was doing and he said "trying to get better reception for the internet"
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Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
Sexy and They Know It
Kate Upton in a Bikini Doing the Cat Daddy
Dude, Grannie sure rolls a fat one.
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"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.
Sexy and They Know It
Well, think it.
Kate Upton in a Bikini Doing the Cat Daddy
Have you ever been hypnotized?



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.