"I guess it really wanted to get inside. I guess it was kinda cold."
"It actually ejaculates little kids." Don't they all, kinda?
I know you meant for this to be a prank, but honestly I kinda like it.
Yeah, I know it's sand. But it's still kinda cool.
This costume's kinda pathetic if you don't get laid.
I carry Don Vito's mugshot in my wallet, and whenever I fear that maybe I'm ugly I look at it.