Say hi to Little Brendan. You know, the angry kid who kicks you whenever he sees you.
He's not weird, he just has really bad sinuses and this is the only thing that clears them up.
Not only did he wax his chest, he really nailed the facial expression.
Uh oh, he must be angry.
He only shows up in photographs, not in real life.
Not only as he never seen girls making out before, he's never seen girls.