Picture I knew a girl who had one of those water bottles. I guess it's refreshingly fun to suck a plastic dick?
Picture It's like when a pop-up comes up on your computer and you just click another window instead of closing it.
Picture Just leave him with your toddler. Worst case scenario he eats their face off and you have another baby.
Picture "This was one boring Saturday afternoon and a friend of mine came up with the idea of super gluing a dildo to the hood of my car. We drove it around for a while like that. The looks we got from people were absolutely priceless."