Ever since graduation it 's just sat on its mom's couch eating Oreos and Bugles.
But dey jelly too doe.
Just add an apostrophe s after everything. Why? Because the lord himself told me to!
Alright, let's get one shot for the paper and call it a night.
"Better than a scented candle" - moms everywhere
Really, at this point just go the extra inch and add the 's.