If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
Best part of this diagram? The nonexistant Driving Skills lobe.
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Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
The internet is working as intended.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
