It's so big, "bling bling" isn't an outdated enough phrase to describe it.
It looks like his ass has a built in seat cushion.
Just because pale vampires are "in" doesn't mean we want you coming out at night, weirdo.
"Mom it's not what it looks like... also, why are you browsing dkbn?"
Oh good, it looks like they are finally making Junior 2.
It looks like you are achieving on about the right level.