I just hate it when somebody wears the same shoes as me.
"When you intern at the traffic department they can make a sign that says whatever you want."
Now there's a moustache you can set your watch to.
Probably not the best people to hire if you need the job done quick.
"Is it the scars? You want to know how I got 'em? I stick a candle in my mouth and do this..."
Babies are soft enough anyway that you don't really need to boil them, but whatever.