Picture I wish I could embed MP3s as captions, so we could all listen to the sweet Jurassic Park theme together.
Picture "So in conclusion, if you want to be a Zeta Beta Zeta, this is how sick your bod needs to be. You getting all this, Megan?"
Picture "Decided I was sick of all the blatent defacing of school property. So one night when I was drunk I did this."
Picture OK, so I made a joke about there being low card dog food. But there actually is. WE'RE ALL FUCKING DOOMED.