Picture "My roomate carl found out the hard way that our laundry room door locks itself from the inside when he came home drunk to get his laundry."
Picture "The kid upstairs passed out drunk, a few of my friends decided to fuck with his head and fill the room with all the newspaper in the hall, along with taking everything out from under him"
Picture "Walked in to the lobby of my dorm at 3:30 and found these two passed out, computers still on their laps. One hell of a Crazy Saturday Night."
Picture "My buddy Charlie decided to invite some fat girls back to our hotel room. As soon as they showed up one passed out on the floor between the wall and the bed and the other on the bed face down, ass in the air. They wouldn't wake up so we took one's dignit